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[dorkypantsuit]

Okay! We've got a few more newbies so the mandatory ice breaker game is two truths and two lies! Say two things about yourself that are true and two that are a lie, and then everyone else well try and guess which ones are the lies. Got it?

I'll go first:

My blood is yellow.
I was hatched with four eyes and four horns.
Purple is my favorite color.
I'm a wanted criminal on my home planet.

[OOC: Respond with your own truths and lies and answer each other, or ask Psi about his. Threadjacking is encouraged!]

Comments

[whattaprick]

Is this what passes for entertainment around here? I thought a carnival would do better.

[ But he sounds more amused than anything else, so he'll bite... ]

Let's see...

I'm more than sixty years old.
I once slept with a succubus.
I've been killing monsters since I was thirteen.
My dad was a wife-beating drunk.

[ Cheerful, right? ]

[osteothropy]

Sounds pleasant.

[whattaprick]

Was even better living through it.

[osteothropy]

What kind of monsters were these exactly?

[whattaprick]

What do you want, a list?

Drowners, nekkers, vampires, water hags, manticores ... I don't keep track.

[osteothropy]

Human killers, right?

[dorkypantsuit]

Uh. You might not want to talk about murdering people on the radio.

[whattaprick]

Monsters aren't people.

[ Oh yeah, he went there. ]

Not the ones in my world, anyway.

[dorkypantsuit]

Not everyone here is from your world. Case in point, there are no humans in my world.

[whattaprick]

Yeah, I figured that much out.

[ His fiery introduction to his roommate made that obvious enough ... ]

I'm not about to go around killing people in their trailers, if that's what you're worried about.

[dorkypantsuit]

I'd like to think the Ringmaster wouldn't hire a serial killer, but it is good to be reassured at times.

[spaghettimonster]

No wonder you're so quick to light people on fire...

[osteothropy]

He what?

[spaghettimonster]

He lit us both on fire when we first met!

[Papyrus barely stifles a snicker before adding the most important part.]

It was a very warm greeting.

[whattaprick]

I told you, I don't like surprises. So long as you don't sneak up on me, it's not going to happen again.

[ He's trying to behave. ]

[spaghettimonster]

And that's why I've devised a secret knock! So you'll know it's me when I go in the trailer.

[Truly the best strategy.

Except for the part that this is the first time he's mentioned it.]

[whattaprick]

That's pretty clever.

But you should probably show me what the secret knock is, first, or that's not going to work.

[spaghettimonster]

Do many people knock on the door...?

[Why is their trailer suddenly so popular now? Wow, Lambert, he didn't get guests when he lived alone.]

Remind me later! If I show you now, everyone listening will know it. And then it won't be very secret.

[osteothropy]

What is with you humans?

[seriously wtf?]

[whattaprick]

I ask myself that question every day. What's with you skeletons?

[ W a i t a sec. ]

Are you related?

[ Lambert, you can't just assume all monsters are related. ]

[osteothropy]

He's my brother.

[And if he was less drunk and not speaking over a radio, there would be some threatening posturing going on.]

[mildwildchild]

What's a succubus? Is that a kind of monster?

[A FUN kind of monster?]

[whattaprick]

[ How did he forget there are like 10-year-old brats running around ... ]

Yeah, it is. It's one that steals energy by having sex with people.

[ ... well, he's not gonna dance around the facts, but he does say that with a lot less crassness than he normally would! ]

[mildwildchild]

[Wow excuse u he is FOURTEEN. And he has seen a lot of nonsense on the interwebs back home.]

Is it...gross? What do succubuses look like?

i'm so sorry for everything that he is

[whattaprick]

From the waist up? Pretty women with horns. Waist down? All goat.

[ Let your imagination do the rest, Jamie. ]

They only go after you if you're of age, so I don't think you've got anything to worry about.