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[dorkypantsuit]

Okay! We've got a few more newbies so the mandatory ice breaker game is two truths and two lies! Say two things about yourself that are true and two that are a lie, and then everyone else well try and guess which ones are the lies. Got it?

I'll go first:

My blood is yellow.
I was hatched with four eyes and four horns.
Purple is my favorite color.
I'm a wanted criminal on my home planet.

[OOC: Respond with your own truths and lies and answer each other, or ask Psi about his. Threadjacking is encouraged!]

Comments

[flashover]

Oh boy! This is a fun game! Let's see-- wait!

DUDE you were hatched?! Are you a bird?!

[osteothropy]

Are you sure that's your favourite colour?

[dorkypantsuit]

Insect, actually. I do have wings though.

[dorkypantsuit]

You're not allowed to guess.

[flashover]

Duuuuuuuude. [allow him a moment of awed silence] There really are all sorts of different kinds of people here!! Wow...

Oh yeah! The game. [he hums thoughtfully]

My cat is over two hundred years old...
I have the COOLEST sword...
My best subject is math...
And I'm the half-human son of Satan!

Hehehe, I bet you'll never guess.

[dorkypantsuit]

Yeah, and we get more all the time.

[That's the best part of being in the carnival, in fact.]

But I'll guess your best subject is math is a lie.

[flashover]

Oh man! You're right about that one. But that's the easy one. As for you.... hmm... I bet... I bet purple really isn't your favorite color!

[dorkypantsuit]

You got it right in one. Guess that means we're tied.

So, are you really half human?

[It's gotta be that, or the cat.]

[flashover]

That one's the truth! I have a tail and stuff! ... Ah, I guess that's not that special here, though.

[osteothropy]

Why not? Don't think you hold any mysteries to us vets anymore?

[whattaprick]

Is this what passes for entertainment around here? I thought a carnival would do better.

[ But he sounds more amused than anything else, so he'll bite... ]

Let's see...

I'm more than sixty years old.
I once slept with a succubus.
I've been killing monsters since I was thirteen.
My dad was a wife-beating drunk.

[ Cheerful, right? ]

[ophidiarex]

[Oh boy. This should be fun. The channel is open for a bit, hissing blending in to the static, before he speaks.]

"He's never known his parents," says Oscar...
"His best friends are all snakes," says Emily...
"He can't cry," says Donne...

[It takes him a moment of listening to find an appropriate fourth "fact."]

"He's got more than 5 snakes on him right now," says Webster.

[osteothropy]

Sounds pleasant.

[osteothropy]

[Just gunna vaguely troll Lambert for no good reason.]

Let's see...

I'm dead.
I have done the sex.
I've been killing humans since I was like thirteen.
My dad doesn't exist.

[whattaprick]

Was even better living through it.

[mossbuds]

This is dumb.





...Are you a wanted criminal, though?

[whattaprick]

Suddenly, I feel a lot better about myself.

[whattaprick]

I guess 'he can't speak for himself' was too obvious, huh?

[dorkypantsuit]

Uh. You might not want to talk about murdering people on the radio.

[osteothropy]

What kind of monsters were these exactly?

[dorkypantsuit]

[Oh god why.]

[osteothropy]

Hey, gotta remember, only half of these are true.

[whattaprick]

Monsters aren't people.

[ Oh yeah, he went there. ]

Not the ones in my world, anyway.

[osteothropy]

[Sans is here to ruin your life, like the bro that he is.]

[dorkypantsuit]

Yeah I am, but I'm used to being wanted by many so.