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[dorkypantsuit]

Okay! We've got a few more newbies so the mandatory ice breaker game is two truths and two lies! Say two things about yourself that are true and two that are a lie, and then everyone else well try and guess which ones are the lies. Got it?

I'll go first:

My blood is yellow.
I was hatched with four eyes and four horns.
Purple is my favorite color.
I'm a wanted criminal on my home planet.

[OOC: Respond with your own truths and lies and answer each other, or ask Psi about his. Threadjacking is encouraged!]

Comments

[osteothropy]

[Just gunna vaguely troll Lambert for no good reason.]

Let's see...

I'm dead.
I have done the sex.
I've been killing humans since I was like thirteen.
My dad doesn't exist.

[whattaprick]

Suddenly, I feel a lot better about myself.

[osteothropy]

Hey, gotta remember, only half of these are true.

[whattaprick]

It'd be more interesting if all of them were.

[ He wishes he was killing humans at thirteen, tbh. ]

[dorkypantsuit]

[Oh god why.]

[osteothropy]

[Sans is here to ruin your life, like the bro that he is.]

[dorkypantsuit]

You're going to upset more people than just him doing this.

[osteothropy]

Seemed t'go over pretty smoothly to me.

What's a little murder between species?

[This is why you don't network while drunk.]

[flashover]

[GASP]

[waitingforplayer2]

Uh... hmm.

[ Actually this one's pretty difficult. ]

Well, I don't think you're dead.

[osteothropy]

Hahaha well that's a new one!

[waitingforplayer2]

Mm! And... I don't know if you've, um... boned.

[ See? She can do it too. ] So maybe that's the other one?

[spaghettimonster]

Sans, are any of those true? You're not dead.

[osteothropy]

[No Papyrus don't look at him this was a terrible miscalculation]

Maybe one of the lies is lying about the others being the truth....?

[nailed it.]

[spaghettimonster]

That's cheating!! It's two out of four, not two out of five!!

...But then. One of those is still true...

[He doesn't really want to think about his brother having sex, but the alternatives are... Well, he starts muttering to himself, trying to figure it out.]

Were there even any humans in the underground, when you were thirteen?

[mildwildchild]

Do you really kill humans?

[He's not even guessing he's. Concerned.]

[osteothropy]

Why, are you a human?

[mildwildchild]

Y -

Maybe.

[Flawless.]

[sunflowerfields]

Oh, dear, should we be joking about killing people and talking about having relations right out in the open like this?

[The 'killing humans' thing is a lie, right...?]

[osteothropy]

Hey look I didn't start the murder talk, one of the humans did.

[sunflowerfields]

And he shouldn't be joking about it, either!

[It's definitely just a joke, right.]

[dontpokethat]

[He is not even going to touch this but yikes.]

[osteothropy]

[Yikes yourself, Ginko.]

[dontpokethat]

[Buddy he's not the one talking about sex and murder on a public network]

[mossbuds]

Uh...

[Lars is stuck on the logistics of skeleton fucking. Like, he thinks Sans is alive, they had that whole conversation about how he's always been a skeleton and whatever, but do they sexually reproduce? Holy shit?]

Damn, dude.