osteothropy: by leeffi@tumblr (thinking about turning into a wolf)
Sans the Skeleton ([personal profile] osteothropy) wrote in [community profile] limacharlie2017-09-27 11:15 am

THE WARDEN AND NIGHTRIDER ARE HERE (D170)

[Sans is blue.]
[Lambert is dark red.]

[ Supervisor’s Channel ]

All right. [ Lambert’s voice is brisk and business-like, for once, though it still has that familiar edge of sarcasm to it. ]

Okay. [Sans is here, too.]

I’ll get to the point. You know the next stop’s not like our usual. [ To say the least. A beat, before he continues: ] Keep an eye on your people. Make sure they’re actually following the rules, not freaking out and getting us all into shit.

[ That feels like a tall order, though, under the circumstances. ]

That goes for you, too. Keep your head on straight. Any problems or troublemakers you can’t handle on your own, let me or Sans know. This isn’t a performance stop -- if anyone who works for you is assigned to patrol or the nightrunners, they answer to us first.

Speaking of ‘keeping your head on straight’... some of you might remember a certain stop we had a ways back where a few certain someones almost got the guillotine for failing to abide by a similar set up of stuffy royal standards. Let’s not have a repeat of that, cause from the sounds of it the RM might not be able to save you this time.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, this is your opportunity to remain blissfully ignorant.




[ Public Channel ]

[ Lambert’s voice is terse, and irritable: ]

Our next stop’s called Heartstone Manor. We’re going to go over some ground rules to make everyone's life, especially mine, a lot easier.

[Sans is also here.]

The RM has already covered a lot of this in her announcement, but it is officially our jobs to make sure that it sinks in. Dealt with True Fae before? Then you know this isn’t a joke. Yes, your fashion sense and table etiquette are now a matter of life and death. This is me, Sans, telling you to take this seriously. Hopefully that means something to you.

To summarize the gist of what was said, here are some basic RULES. The Nightrider and I will be watching. So, even if the Prince doesn’t catch you, we will.


[Sans recites “The Rules” like he’s just whipped out a pair of reading glasses and is quoting them from an official document:]

DO:

  • Follow the daily schedule
  • Follow dress code
  • Be polite to The Prince and his servants
  • Keep your radio on you


DON’T:

  • Whine about everything
  • Seed rebellion or talk about rules breaking on the network
  • Make any deals or promises to other fae servants
  • Lay any hard disses on The Prince, ever, under any circumstances
  • Don’t sweat the small stuff: this is gunna grate on a lot of us, so just focus on the end goal… which is not dying


Don’t mess it up.

That, too.
showmystar: (Monday was never meant to happen)

[personal profile] showmystar 2017-09-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damn, caught.]

Then why bother to teach me at all?
prazerbutterfly: (sly)

[personal profile] prazerbutterfly 2017-09-27 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Because manners can be beaten into a person even of the utmost ill standing. Otherwise you'll be corralled and I can't have that.

[You're his prey. If anyone is going to kill him it's going to be him.]
showmystar: the house is alive and it doesn't know you and it is scared (when a window closes so does a door)

1/2

[personal profile] showmystar 2017-09-27 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Corralled??? [Excuse you he is not a COW.

Though he really wouldn't put it past Childermass. Hmmm . . . ]
showmystar: (so be it cold blooded freaks)

[personal profile] showmystar 2017-09-27 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . If you try to beat me, I'll kick your ass. [What is this? Agreement???]
prazerbutterfly: (playful)

[personal profile] prazerbutterfly 2017-09-28 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Good, good. Meet me in the cookhouse and I'll show you a few things, boy. Oh, and bring your appetite.
showmystar: the house is alive and it doesn't know you and it is scared (when a window closes so does a door)

[personal profile] showmystar 2017-09-28 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[He actually perks up at the promise of food--and then realizes who he's dealing with. Hopes, dashed.]

Are you bribing me?
prazerbutterfly: (zpost exo - too happy)

[personal profile] prazerbutterfly 2017-09-28 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like anything here is actually needed to be paid for. I will be supplying the wine.
showmystar: (so be it cold blooded freaks)

[personal profile] showmystar 2017-09-28 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Keep the wine. But fine. I'll be there.
prazerbutterfly: (zpost exo - oh?)

[personal profile] prazerbutterfly 2017-09-28 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Don't keep me waiting or I'll hunt you down.
showmystar: (life is precious and God and the Bible)

[personal profile] showmystar 2017-09-28 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[uh-huh sure ok.

You don't even deserve a response for that one, Tyki. You know he doesn't care, as long as it's him you're hunting. He rolls his eyes and heads out that way]