THE WARDEN AND NIGHTRIDER ARE HERE (D170)

[osteothropy]

[Sans is blue.]
[Lambert is dark red.]

[ Supervisor’s Channel ]

All right. [ Lambert’s voice is brisk and business-like, for once, though it still has that familiar edge of sarcasm to it. ]

Okay. [Sans is here, too.]

I’ll get to the point. You know the next stop’s not like our usual. [ To say the least. A beat, before he continues: ] Keep an eye on your people. Make sure they’re actually following the rules, not freaking out and getting us all into shit.

[ That feels like a tall order, though, under the circumstances. ]

That goes for you, too. Keep your head on straight. Any problems or troublemakers you can’t handle on your own, let me or Sans know. This isn’t a performance stop -- if anyone who works for you is assigned to patrol or the nightrunners, they answer to us first.

Speaking of ‘keeping your head on straight’... some of you might remember a certain stop we had a ways back where a few certain someones almost got the guillotine for failing to abide by a similar set up of stuffy royal standards. Let’s not have a repeat of that, cause from the sounds of it the RM might not be able to save you this time.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, this is your opportunity to remain blissfully ignorant.



[ Public Channel ]

[ Lambert’s voice is terse, and irritable: ]

Our next stop’s called Heartstone Manor. We’re going to go over some ground rules to make everyone's life, especially mine, a lot easier.

[Sans is also here.]

The RM has already covered a lot of this in her announcement, but it is officially our jobs to make sure that it sinks in. Dealt with True Fae before? Then you know this isn’t a joke. Yes, your fashion sense and table etiquette are now a matter of life and death. This is me, Sans, telling you to take this seriously. Hopefully that means something to you.

To summarize the gist of what was said, here are some basic RULES. The Nightrider and I will be watching. So, even if the Prince doesn’t catch you, we will.

[Sans recites “The Rules” like he’s just whipped out a pair of reading glasses and is quoting them from an official document:]

DO:

• Follow the daily schedule
• Follow dress code
• Be polite to The Prince and his servants
• Keep your radio on you

DON’T:

• Whine about everything
• Seed rebellion or talk about rules breaking on the network
• Make any deals or promises to other fae servants
• Lay any hard disses on The Prince, ever, under any circumstances
• Don’t sweat the small stuff: this is gunna grate on a lot of us, so just focus on the end goal… which is not dying

Don’t mess it up.

That, too.

Comments

[kingsroads]

What's wrong with dressing like me?!

[ that's a maybe ]

[moonfang]

Uh, I ain't entirely sure how you move in that shit, that's what's wrong!

[kingsroads]

Perfectly well, that's how I move.

[moonfang]

Can you even bend over without risking rippin' apart your fancy pants?

[kingsroads]

Obviously. They're not made of tissue--I can do whatever I need to in my normal attire.

[moonfang]

Can you fight? Can you twist to avoid a sword strike? Flip away? Do acrobatics? Cause I don't think you can.

[kingsroads]

Yes, possibly, I can't do that to begin with, and I also can't do that to begin with. Does that answer your question?

[moonfang]

Ugh! What good are you? I do all those things! I NEED to do all those things. And if these shitty clothes restrict my movement, I'm just gonna be naked.

[kingsroads]

I've no idea who your supervisor is, but I'm certain Lambert would give me permission to curse you if you wander around naked.

[moonfang]

Curse me? Are you sure you can move fast enough to hit me in your fancy schmancy clothes?

[kingsroads]

It's magic. I don't have to move fast enough, I just have to cast the spell at the right time.

[moonfang]

Oh, so you just have to say some words or something? Well, I hope for your sake, your tongue is faster than my blade.

[kingsroads]

Trust me: it is.

[ Strange weren't you just saying that everybody needs to behave...stop picking magic fights just because it's fun. ]

Name your time and place.

[moonfang]

[strange, you have earned yourself the creepy, reverberating laugh. Thankfully it doesn't last long; just a few moments]

Ten minutes. Training ground. We'll see what you're made of -- when I splatter your insides across the grass.

[kingsroads]

I hope this won't take too long. After all, I've a dinner to attend!

[ GUESS WHAT ZANGETSU, you get to be the first person to discover that Strange can go full smoke form, have fun trying to stab smoke ya dipshit

what do you mean cheating, that isn't cheating, this is 100% playing by the rules ]

[moonfang]

So do I! And shitty magician is on the menu.

[LMFAO u fuckin cheap shit cheater. There will be ragequitting the likes of which have never been seen before. YOU WANNA LOG THIS SHIT?]

[kingsroads]

I eagerly look forward to proving you wrong.

[ HELL YEAH I DO. I can set something up today if ya want ]

[moonfang]

[ HECK YEA. I am still way work for another few hours at least but if you get something set up I will tag it tonight! ]

ooc

[kingsroads]

KICK HIS ASS, ZAN until strange says fuck this and becomes a cloud