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limacharlie2017-09-27 11:15 am
osteothropy) wrote in limacharlie2017-09-27 11:15 am
Entry tags:
- 9s,
- allen walker,
- alphys,
- blue diamond,
- carly nagisa,
- commander syrlya,
- foster van denend,
- ginko,
- gongenzaka,
- hinawa,
- john childermass,
- joker,
- jonathan strange,
- lambert,
- lapis lazuli,
- lauren,
- papyrus,
- peridot,
- reira akaba,
- rita mordio,
- sans,
- sora,
- steven universe,
- susan,
- taako,
- tallisibeth (scout),
- tamaki yotsuba,
- the psiioniic,
- tyki mikk,
- yuya sakaki,
- zangetsu
THE WARDEN AND NIGHTRIDER ARE HERE (D170)
[Sans is blue.]
[Lambert is dark red.]
[ Supervisor’s Channel ]
All right. [ Lambert’s voice is brisk and business-like, for once, though it still has that familiar edge of sarcasm to it. ]
Okay. [Sans is here, too.]
I’ll get to the point. You know the next stop’s not like our usual. [ To say the least. A beat, before he continues: ] Keep an eye on your people. Make sure they’re actually following the rules, not freaking out and getting us all into shit.
[ That feels like a tall order, though, under the circumstances. ]
That goes for you, too. Keep your head on straight. Any problems or troublemakers you can’t handle on your own, let me or Sans know. This isn’t a performance stop -- if anyone who works for you is assigned to patrol or the nightrunners, they answer to us first.
Speaking of ‘keeping your head on straight’... some of you might remember a certain stop we had a ways back where a few certain someones almost got the guillotine for failing to abide by a similar set up of stuffy royal standards. Let’s not have a repeat of that, cause from the sounds of it the RM might not be able to save you this time.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, this is your opportunity to remain blissfully ignorant.
[ Public Channel ]
[ Lambert’s voice is terse, and irritable: ]
Our next stop’s called Heartstone Manor. We’re going to go over some ground rules to make everyone's life, especially mine, a lot easier.
[Sans is also here.]
The RM has already covered a lot of this in her announcement, but it is officially our jobs to make sure that it sinks in. Dealt with True Fae before? Then you know this isn’t a joke. Yes, your fashion sense and table etiquette are now a matter of life and death. This is me, Sans, telling you to take this seriously. Hopefully that means something to you.
To summarize the gist of what was said, here are some basic RULES. The Nightrider and I will be watching. So, even if the Prince doesn’t catch you, we will.
[Sans recites “The Rules” like he’s just whipped out a pair of reading glasses and is quoting them from an official document:]
DO:
DON’T:
Don’t mess it up.
That, too.
[Lambert is dark red.]
[ Supervisor’s Channel ]
All right. [ Lambert’s voice is brisk and business-like, for once, though it still has that familiar edge of sarcasm to it. ]
Okay. [Sans is here, too.]
I’ll get to the point. You know the next stop’s not like our usual. [ To say the least. A beat, before he continues: ] Keep an eye on your people. Make sure they’re actually following the rules, not freaking out and getting us all into shit.
[ That feels like a tall order, though, under the circumstances. ]
That goes for you, too. Keep your head on straight. Any problems or troublemakers you can’t handle on your own, let me or Sans know. This isn’t a performance stop -- if anyone who works for you is assigned to patrol or the nightrunners, they answer to us first.
Speaking of ‘keeping your head on straight’... some of you might remember a certain stop we had a ways back where a few certain someones almost got the guillotine for failing to abide by a similar set up of stuffy royal standards. Let’s not have a repeat of that, cause from the sounds of it the RM might not be able to save you this time.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, this is your opportunity to remain blissfully ignorant.
[ Public Channel ]
[ Lambert’s voice is terse, and irritable: ]
Our next stop’s called Heartstone Manor. We’re going to go over some ground rules to make everyone's life, especially mine, a lot easier.
[Sans is also here.]
The RM has already covered a lot of this in her announcement, but it is officially our jobs to make sure that it sinks in. Dealt with True Fae before? Then you know this isn’t a joke. Yes, your fashion sense and table etiquette are now a matter of life and death. This is me, Sans, telling you to take this seriously. Hopefully that means something to you.
To summarize the gist of what was said, here are some basic RULES. The Nightrider and I will be watching. So, even if the Prince doesn’t catch you, we will.
[Sans recites “The Rules” like he’s just whipped out a pair of reading glasses and is quoting them from an official document:]
- Follow the daily schedule
- Follow dress code
- Be polite to The Prince and his servants
- Keep your radio on you
- Whine about everything
- Seed rebellion or talk about rules breaking on the network
- Make any deals or promises to other fae servants
- Lay any hard disses on The Prince, ever, under any circumstances
- Don’t sweat the small stuff: this is gunna grate on a lot of us, so just focus on the end goal… which is not dying
Don’t mess it up.
That, too.
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If anyone is still listening: I'm exercising my authority as a supervisor and suspending liesuli's radio privileges until she stops being a CLOD!
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[Well this escalated further than he was expecting. Sans is sort of at a loss for words, an uncertain how seriously to take this spat.]
Okay. Sure.
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GREAT. THANKS.
[And she signs off.]
[IN PERSON]
[IN PERSON]
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Oh.
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[Repeating herself is all she can think to do.]
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Sorry.
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It's fine. [It's not fine. But she doesn't really see the point of continuing to give Lapis grief about this, and she has already made a way bigger deal about this than she's comfortable with.] It's just... You don't know how hard it can get sometimes. So just... Don't.
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I didn't think it was such a big deal since it's not like we normally shapeshift or eat to begin with.
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[Have another apology for your trouble, Peridot. Lapis isn't really sure what she should do now? Should she leave and give Peridot some space?]
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Hnnnnnnnnngh... I'm going to wind up ruining everything for EVERYONE just because I can't eat this stupid fae's STUPID food! That's it, I'm just... Just a disaster waiting to happen!
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What if... I ate your food for you?
[She's going to regret it she knows it.]
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What? [She frowns thoughtfully. IT'S AN INTERESTING OFFER, but.] How would that even work?
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[She looks altogether relived and incredibly enthusiastic about this idea!! What a turn around!!]
And you would do that for me? Eat my share on top of your own?
[LAPIS SHE'S SO TOUCHED...]
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Yeeeeees?
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[She's literally getting choked up about this. It's probably very embarrassing to watch. Peridot has to clear her throat before continuing.]
We'll have to work out the details a bit... I'll run the idea by Mr. Strange too, since he's apparently the expert on what's acceptable as far as behavior goes, when it comes to not getting the whole carnival killed for crummy manners.
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Sure. It's no problem.
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They're having some kind of rehearsal dinner at the cookhouse soon. We should go together! Try and learn what we can. Plus, it'll probably be hilarious.
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