osteothropy: by leeffi@tumblr (thinking about turning into a wolf)
Sans the Skeleton ([personal profile] osteothropy) wrote in [community profile] limacharlie2017-09-27 11:15 am

THE WARDEN AND NIGHTRIDER ARE HERE (D170)

[Sans is blue.]
[Lambert is dark red.]

[ Supervisor’s Channel ]

All right. [ Lambert’s voice is brisk and business-like, for once, though it still has that familiar edge of sarcasm to it. ]

Okay. [Sans is here, too.]

I’ll get to the point. You know the next stop’s not like our usual. [ To say the least. A beat, before he continues: ] Keep an eye on your people. Make sure they’re actually following the rules, not freaking out and getting us all into shit.

[ That feels like a tall order, though, under the circumstances. ]

That goes for you, too. Keep your head on straight. Any problems or troublemakers you can’t handle on your own, let me or Sans know. This isn’t a performance stop -- if anyone who works for you is assigned to patrol or the nightrunners, they answer to us first.

Speaking of ‘keeping your head on straight’... some of you might remember a certain stop we had a ways back where a few certain someones almost got the guillotine for failing to abide by a similar set up of stuffy royal standards. Let’s not have a repeat of that, cause from the sounds of it the RM might not be able to save you this time.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, this is your opportunity to remain blissfully ignorant.




[ Public Channel ]

[ Lambert’s voice is terse, and irritable: ]

Our next stop’s called Heartstone Manor. We’re going to go over some ground rules to make everyone's life, especially mine, a lot easier.

[Sans is also here.]

The RM has already covered a lot of this in her announcement, but it is officially our jobs to make sure that it sinks in. Dealt with True Fae before? Then you know this isn’t a joke. Yes, your fashion sense and table etiquette are now a matter of life and death. This is me, Sans, telling you to take this seriously. Hopefully that means something to you.

To summarize the gist of what was said, here are some basic RULES. The Nightrider and I will be watching. So, even if the Prince doesn’t catch you, we will.


[Sans recites “The Rules” like he’s just whipped out a pair of reading glasses and is quoting them from an official document:]

DO:

  • Follow the daily schedule
  • Follow dress code
  • Be polite to The Prince and his servants
  • Keep your radio on you


DON’T:

  • Whine about everything
  • Seed rebellion or talk about rules breaking on the network
  • Make any deals or promises to other fae servants
  • Lay any hard disses on The Prince, ever, under any circumstances
  • Don’t sweat the small stuff: this is gunna grate on a lot of us, so just focus on the end goal… which is not dying


Don’t mess it up.

That, too.
dressedtothe: (aw man the fridge is running)

[personal profile] dressedtothe 2017-09-29 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
What's allergies?
kingsroads: (probably thinking bout faeries)

[personal profile] kingsroads 2017-09-29 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
If you're allergic to a food, it makes you unwell if you eat it.
dressedtothe: (holy shit look at that ass)

[personal profile] dressedtothe 2017-09-29 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Is it still an allergy if I die from it?
kingsroads: (100% not prepared for this)

[personal profile] kingsroads 2017-09-29 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Strange splutters for a bit before, ] Yes! Yes, that's definitely an allergy! This should be obvious, but don't eat any foods that would kill you!
dressedtothe: (yeah yeah)

[personal profile] dressedtothe 2017-09-29 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not stupid. I don't have any spare bodies here.

[So really, the only thing stopping him from trying food that'll kill him is the fact he won't be revived.]

But would it be offensive to refuse something that would kill me? He sounds like the touchy sort...
kingsroads: (me & my stupid hat)

[personal profile] kingsroads 2017-09-29 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
You can certainly refuse something that would kill you. Simply say 'I'm terribly sorry, I'm allergic' and that should be enough.

[ the fact that he has to explain this is NOT FILLING STRANGE WITH CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW ]
dressedtothe: (aw man the fridge is running)

[personal profile] dressedtothe 2017-09-29 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, good.

[A pause.]

If this is anything like your human parties, is there going to be copious amounts of drugs and alcohol?
kingsroads: (this won't end well)

[personal profile] kingsroads 2017-09-29 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Alcohol, probably. Drugs...well, not in the main rooms.
dressedtothe: (i'm the immodest type)

[personal profile] dressedtothe 2017-09-29 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Well then, time to get wasted trying all the human vices--

Except not really because he's going to be Working and everyone's real worked up about keeping on their host's good side.]

Aw man. If only this wasn't such a serious situation.

Anyway, if get that detailed primer written, I'll read it. It's gonna be going home to all the other androids so you better be thorough!
kingsroads: (probably thinking bout faeries)

[personal profile] kingsroads 2017-09-29 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I will, I will! Though, read it over before you download it to the androids or what have you. I don't want there to be any confusion.
dressedtothe: (yeah yeah)

[personal profile] dressedtothe 2017-09-29 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
[There's going to be confusion regardless of how detailed you lay it out, Strange.]

Yeah, yeah. I got it.

[Should he bother correcting Strange on his incorrect jargon usage? ...Nah.]