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Sans the Skeleton ([personal profile] osteothropy) wrote in [community profile] limacharlie2017-09-27 11:15 am

THE WARDEN AND NIGHTRIDER ARE HERE (D170)

[Sans is blue.]
[Lambert is dark red.]

[ Supervisor’s Channel ]

All right. [ Lambert’s voice is brisk and business-like, for once, though it still has that familiar edge of sarcasm to it. ]

Okay. [Sans is here, too.]

I’ll get to the point. You know the next stop’s not like our usual. [ To say the least. A beat, before he continues: ] Keep an eye on your people. Make sure they’re actually following the rules, not freaking out and getting us all into shit.

[ That feels like a tall order, though, under the circumstances. ]

That goes for you, too. Keep your head on straight. Any problems or troublemakers you can’t handle on your own, let me or Sans know. This isn’t a performance stop -- if anyone who works for you is assigned to patrol or the nightrunners, they answer to us first.

Speaking of ‘keeping your head on straight’... some of you might remember a certain stop we had a ways back where a few certain someones almost got the guillotine for failing to abide by a similar set up of stuffy royal standards. Let’s not have a repeat of that, cause from the sounds of it the RM might not be able to save you this time.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, this is your opportunity to remain blissfully ignorant.




[ Public Channel ]

[ Lambert’s voice is terse, and irritable: ]

Our next stop’s called Heartstone Manor. We’re going to go over some ground rules to make everyone's life, especially mine, a lot easier.

[Sans is also here.]

The RM has already covered a lot of this in her announcement, but it is officially our jobs to make sure that it sinks in. Dealt with True Fae before? Then you know this isn’t a joke. Yes, your fashion sense and table etiquette are now a matter of life and death. This is me, Sans, telling you to take this seriously. Hopefully that means something to you.

To summarize the gist of what was said, here are some basic RULES. The Nightrider and I will be watching. So, even if the Prince doesn’t catch you, we will.


[Sans recites “The Rules” like he’s just whipped out a pair of reading glasses and is quoting them from an official document:]

DO:

  • Follow the daily schedule
  • Follow dress code
  • Be polite to The Prince and his servants
  • Keep your radio on you


DON’T:

  • Whine about everything
  • Seed rebellion or talk about rules breaking on the network
  • Make any deals or promises to other fae servants
  • Lay any hard disses on The Prince, ever, under any circumstances
  • Don’t sweat the small stuff: this is gunna grate on a lot of us, so just focus on the end goal… which is not dying


Don’t mess it up.

That, too.
puddingemote: (i been livin a lonely life)

[personal profile] puddingemote 2017-09-29 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Do the other ones talk about it as much though...

Yeah. He didn't like Strangi.

[The only person who has ever successfully talked Tamaki out of a nickname.]
whattaprick: (Default)

[personal profile] whattaprick 2017-09-29 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, that's close enough to his real name it seems kind of pointless...

[ But you know, that bring up another point. ]

Don't give the Prince a nickname, all right?
puddingemote: (sweetheart)

[personal profile] puddingemote 2017-09-29 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
He said it was too Italian.

[He still doesn't know what's wrong with that, but anyway.]

I won't... [Even though, it pains him.] Is that all we call him? Just, "Prince"?
whattaprick: commissioned art! (♈ cause i turn that beat to thunder)

[personal profile] whattaprick 2017-09-29 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lambert hesitates.]

You're better off asking Strange or Joker about that. Or just ... listen to what the people who work for him use when they talk to him.
puddingemote: (sweetheart)

[personal profile] puddingemote 2017-09-29 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't know much about it, huh...
whattaprick: (eeeyyy lmao)

[personal profile] whattaprick 2017-09-29 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Witchers only deal with lords and nobles when they've got a monster for us to kill, or when they make the mistake of thinking we're their personal assassins.
puddingemote: (you belong)

[personal profile] puddingemote 2017-10-09 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh!? Assassins!?

[Do you jump off buildings into haystacks Lambert?]
whattaprick: (oh yeah?)

[personal profile] whattaprick 2017-10-09 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He can barely drop five feet without shattering his delicate witcher ankles. ]

Yeah.

Like I said, though, we don't do that.