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THE WARDEN AND NIGHTRIDER ARE HERE (D170)
[Sans is blue.]
[Lambert is dark red.]
[ Supervisor’s Channel ]
All right. [ Lambert’s voice is brisk and business-like, for once, though it still has that familiar edge of sarcasm to it. ]
Okay. [Sans is here, too.]
I’ll get to the point. You know the next stop’s not like our usual. [ To say the least. A beat, before he continues: ] Keep an eye on your people. Make sure they’re actually following the rules, not freaking out and getting us all into shit.
[ That feels like a tall order, though, under the circumstances. ]
That goes for you, too. Keep your head on straight. Any problems or troublemakers you can’t handle on your own, let me or Sans know. This isn’t a performance stop -- if anyone who works for you is assigned to patrol or the nightrunners, they answer to us first.
Speaking of ‘keeping your head on straight’... some of you might remember a certain stop we had a ways back where a few certain someones almost got the guillotine for failing to abide by a similar set up of stuffy royal standards. Let’s not have a repeat of that, cause from the sounds of it the RM might not be able to save you this time.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, this is your opportunity to remain blissfully ignorant.
[ Public Channel ]
[ Lambert’s voice is terse, and irritable: ]
Our next stop’s called Heartstone Manor. We’re going to go over some ground rules to make everyone's life, especially mine, a lot easier.
[Sans is also here.]
The RM has already covered a lot of this in her announcement, but it is officially our jobs to make sure that it sinks in. Dealt with True Fae before? Then you know this isn’t a joke. Yes, your fashion sense and table etiquette are now a matter of life and death. This is me, Sans, telling you to take this seriously. Hopefully that means something to you.
To summarize the gist of what was said, here are some basic RULES. The Nightrider and I will be watching. So, even if the Prince doesn’t catch you, we will.
[Sans recites “The Rules” like he’s just whipped out a pair of reading glasses and is quoting them from an official document:]
DO:
DON’T:
Don’t mess it up.
That, too.
[Lambert is dark red.]
[ Supervisor’s Channel ]
All right. [ Lambert’s voice is brisk and business-like, for once, though it still has that familiar edge of sarcasm to it. ]
Okay. [Sans is here, too.]
I’ll get to the point. You know the next stop’s not like our usual. [ To say the least. A beat, before he continues: ] Keep an eye on your people. Make sure they’re actually following the rules, not freaking out and getting us all into shit.
[ That feels like a tall order, though, under the circumstances. ]
That goes for you, too. Keep your head on straight. Any problems or troublemakers you can’t handle on your own, let me or Sans know. This isn’t a performance stop -- if anyone who works for you is assigned to patrol or the nightrunners, they answer to us first.
Speaking of ‘keeping your head on straight’... some of you might remember a certain stop we had a ways back where a few certain someones almost got the guillotine for failing to abide by a similar set up of stuffy royal standards. Let’s not have a repeat of that, cause from the sounds of it the RM might not be able to save you this time.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, this is your opportunity to remain blissfully ignorant.
[ Public Channel ]
[ Lambert’s voice is terse, and irritable: ]
Our next stop’s called Heartstone Manor. We’re going to go over some ground rules to make everyone's life, especially mine, a lot easier.
[Sans is also here.]
The RM has already covered a lot of this in her announcement, but it is officially our jobs to make sure that it sinks in. Dealt with True Fae before? Then you know this isn’t a joke. Yes, your fashion sense and table etiquette are now a matter of life and death. This is me, Sans, telling you to take this seriously. Hopefully that means something to you.
To summarize the gist of what was said, here are some basic RULES. The Nightrider and I will be watching. So, even if the Prince doesn’t catch you, we will.
[Sans recites “The Rules” like he’s just whipped out a pair of reading glasses and is quoting them from an official document:]
- Follow the daily schedule
- Follow dress code
- Be polite to The Prince and his servants
- Keep your radio on you
- Whine about everything
- Seed rebellion or talk about rules breaking on the network
- Make any deals or promises to other fae servants
- Lay any hard disses on The Prince, ever, under any circumstances
- Don’t sweat the small stuff: this is gunna grate on a lot of us, so just focus on the end goal… which is not dying
Don’t mess it up.
That, too.
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But... what about the servants working there? They're not... okay. Are they?
[It's hard to imagine a situation where a fae like this could have workers that were actually happy. The Ringmaster seems like a rare exception in that, and she doesn't like him at all.]
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We might only know when we get there, I think. But in our case, the best thing we can do is not make any trouble for 'em. Don't give 'em more work than they already have, right?
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[Part of Steven knows that Joker is right, and that acting like there is some altruistic angle they could take that would have good odds of succeeding and not causing more pain is probably childish. But he is a child. And he's still desperate to believe that they're not helpless.]
But how can we just go there and act like nothing's happening to them? Fae are terrible to their servants, they probably don't even want to be there, it isn't fair...!
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[Hell, even the servants of a normal human are treated terribly... but he doesn't say that. Instead-]
Steven, do ya think ya could spare a moment before supper ta come see me?
[This is a conversation he thinks might be better in person.]
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Uh-Uhm. Okay. Should... Should I go to your trailer?
[He's still got that teleportation pendant...]
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[IN PERSON]
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We don't know, but it's none of our business unless the Ringmaster says it is.
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[Steven's voice cracks, and you can only imagine the look of anguish he's probably sporting at the moment.]
We're the only ones that could help them - he could be hurting them, and there's no one else that can do anything!
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Or they could be there because they want to be, just like some of us have our reasons for being with the Carnival.
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We don't know that! What if they don't? Other fae aren't like the Ringmaster, it's bad...!
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wow that is such an unfitting icon pretend its this one
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....I thought this sent lmao....
how many times is lambert going to end up making a nightrider joke at your characters...
hOLY CRAP THO LMFAO I ALMOST WISH I HADN'T MADE HER ICLY LEAVE ALREADY...
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Because fae kidnap people.
[It's more of a whine than an argument at this point.]
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He realizes after a moment he's left the radio dead silent and hurries to respond properly.] So you think they're enslaved?
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[His voice is small but he tries to explain regardless.]
Or... at least... they could be.
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[Says the person who went on a suicide mission against a true fae for pretty much this reason.]
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It's ALWAYS the time to be worrying about other people!
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Fine, then. Worry about them if you want.
But the first step to any kind of problem-solving is gathering information. Without information, any action you take might only make the situation worse, for us and for them.
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[ which...might still make those poor servants fucked over, BUT LET'S NOT TELL STEVEN THAT, HE IS TRYING TO BE REASSURING. ]
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[Steven already has multiple people on the radio talking him down, and in this state of panic that's beginning to feel overwhelming. Everyone thinks he's wrong, so what if he is? What if he's just being stupid and making a scene for no reason?]
I hope so...
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[ or the fourth wall event might happen and everything will suck. But optimism! Trying not to get Steven to freak out! Strange has hopefully got this! ]
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...um....
...I can't do anything until we're there, but... ....when we get there, if you want, I can find out how they feel...
...I would just have to be near them to know. ...Even if they were faking something, I'd feel what they're actually feeling. ...And if it hurt, I could tell you then.
....I don't think anyone would be able to do something right away, but....
[But as much as it's life or death, she's not sure she could stand idle if being around the crowd did hurt her in the end. Because that would mean they hurt too.]
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You mean... you can feel people's emotions too?
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[WAIT WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT] Um!!!
Y-Yeah! It doesn't work over the radio but... ...when people get angry, or sad, or hate something a lot... ...it hurts, sometimes more than anything that's ever hurt before. ....Other feelings don't hurt, and...it's hard to know what some feelings are, if I've never felt one before but...
...That's just how it is I think. ...If I'm near someone, or something, then I just know.
....does too mean you can though.. [That was. More for herself, but it was still at least somewhat audible on the radio.]
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Um... Steven. Are you... Alright?
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Yeah... Sorry...
Can I come to your trailer?
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